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Much to do (and fix) about Munich
Date: Wed, 12 Jun 2002 21:28:29 -0000
I am writing from Munich.
Munich is a very scenic city--with the nicest city center of any
of the large German cities and has huge parks too!
Nonetheless, most northern Germans consistantly LOVE to talk shit
about Munich. They think Bavarians are a little weird. I was looking
forward to seeing how ass-backwards this city really is.
I didn't have to wait very long.
For starters, this internet cafe has a doorman and (sometimes)
a waiting line!
To cross the street out front takes three sets of crosswalk lights,
which don't always agree. Though in Bavaria, jaywalking is punishable
with points on your license. There's an underpass too, but the escalators
seem to go down instead of up.
Newspapers stands are on the honor system.
When I wanted to visit the German office of the top design firm
IDEO, the city map on their website showed the subway line but omitted
the actual station.
However, the biggest and most backwards letdown was Legoland
Deutschland. After spending yesterday at Dachau, I was ready
for something fun. For 33 euros, Legoland failed to do the trick.
It's always heartbreaking to be disappointed by your favorite childhood
toy.
Part of the problem was that Legoland simply didn't want me to
visit them. Despite the promise of free shuttle buses in their brochure,
there aren't any for more than half the time the park's open (4.5
hours out of 7)! The shuttle ceases between 11:30am and 4pm. I arrived
in the local train station at 1pm and the next bus wouldn't come
until an hour before closing! (Oddly enough, the bus sked shows
five going to legoland after the park closes!)
I called the number on the Legoland brochure and they told me I
couldn't walk the distance. They actually called me a cab--there
weren't any at the train station and I had no idea where to find
one!
The fare cost ten euros and the Lego people were apathetic and
defensive when I complained. They said that the park was paying
for the bus, not cabs, and that people should arrive earlier in
the day.
The park itself was nice, although a bit small for the 23 euro
admission. I got to see Venice, Amsterdam and Luzern plus Germany's
major cities depicted in Lego bricks. It's not everyday you get
to see a Lego Brandenburg Gate.
I was impressed that the 'factory tour' showed actual production
equipment. At the end of the line, you pressed a button and got
a souvenir brick from a conveyor belt. Angry at the powers that
be, I tried to recover part of my admission in bricks. Please tell
me if you would like a souvenir brick, I'll gladly mail you one.
I have 22 total.
On a side note, the city which Legoland borders, Günzburg,
is very beautiful. I actually took a later train back to Munich
to spend more time exploring the town. All the beerhouses had elegant
wrought-iron signs.
Prior to Munich, I spent the weekend at my friend Fruzsi's
flat in Budapest. In addition to being one of my most cosmopolitan
friends within Europe, she is also one of the best educated. During
my visit, she was studying for her last exam to complete dual degrees
from Hungarian and French universities.
While in the city, I got to visit the statue park on the outskirts
of town, where they dumped all the old statues of Lenin and his
Communist buddies.
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