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Road hazards
Date: Wed, 20 Jun 2001 21:09:00 -0000
Hi from Copenhagen
Denmark is home to the
Lego company, makers of my favorite childhood toy. My lego city
is still assembled in the basement, although I haven't added to
it for at least 10 years. It would be cooler if Copenhagen used
lego bricks for cobblestones in the streets. Nonetheless, it is
a very beautiful city with buildings painted in a full rainbow of
colors.
I arrived earlier today
from Gothenburg. Arriving after all the riots had ended, the city
was very quiet--as if 150,000 protesters never converged on the
city after all. The biggest thing I saw was today when a street
car collided with a car turning a corner, forcing me to walk the
rest of the way to the train station.
In the hostel, I met
a reporter from APTV who was doing a documentary on one of the opposition
groups. She complained that the police were inappropriately praised
by the Swedish media, despite some serious abuses of human rights
including raids searching for a fictitious fugitive. She responded
to the extensive property damage with the remark that "people scream,
buildings don't."
Now that I am out of
Sweden, I have to reminisce about a few of my favorite street signs
I saw while there.
My favorite was in Stockholm.
The city was a group of islands surrounded by water. Naturally,
there were some parking spots along the water. There, they had a
sign, in the typical European style of an yellow triangle with a
red border, depicting a car midair driving off a cliff into water
below. Seeing it reminded me of 'Toonces
the cat that could drive a car' from early 90's Saturday Night
Live--whom had a problem with cliffs. It's also much funnier if
you consider how big a problem it must be for them to put signs
everywhere.
Another, is a picture
of two humps, in a way that could resemble a butt crack with the
label underneath of 'fart hinder'. In swedish, it translates to
speed bump.
Lastly, there is a sign
of an empty circle with a cross through it (like a nonsmoking sign
without the cigarette), crossed out by an even larger slash. It's
supposed mean end of the no parking zone, but it's not no interesting
use of double-negatives in signage.
One week from today,
I will be flying home via Chicago O'hare. Today I made my last few
reservations for Hamburg and Krakow as I make my way to the Warsaw
airport.
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